I mean I know it's a joke. I was just making a suggestion because I know a lot of things get blown out of proportion around here. :-D

Also, small complaint. I know this is a joke post; I kind of wish you put "perfected" in quotes. Maybe I'm being too picky but with all the stuff women face about making ourselves better I think it would make it more clear that it is all a joke? I dunno. Just a thought.

What a bunch of jerks! Freckles add character, people!!!

I enjoy that "add more hair" is a universal rule on these things, apparently.

Chewing on a glo stick?

EMBRACE THE FRECKLES!!!

Actually there were a few other critical comments that appear to have been dismissed. :-/

Um.....

I believe its groupthinkmods@yahoo.com.

Would 100% wear to court.

This the kind of gold I've come to expect from Drew.

I used to think they were dumb, too (and for the record, I'm a woman, but my husband is also a lawyer and we both wear them now). But I do think there is a contingent of older people (maybe some you are trying to get business from) who judge you immediately on your watch (and in my case, your bag), and your shoes.…

Law school rings are a thing?

Cross necklaces are great, as it shows me he is a devout catholic that I want to avoid dating (I'm an athiest, we just wouldn't mesh). Plus most men and women who wear crosses for that reason do it for themselves, not for you. One of my best guy friends wears one (we can be friends, but could never date obviously) and…

If you are a professional who wears suits, you need a watch. Under 30 or no.

Oh yeah, none of them have respect for the big guys. I was talking craft beer exclusively.

agreed. It's actually what we had at our wedding. Florida cracker and sweet water 420 (because we used to live in Atlanta and were getting married on April 20).

I do this with wine, but to be honest I don't cook with beer often. I have a few things: brats, Boston butt, cheese dip, but those are things I make pretty rarely (also for health reasons). I'm not big on waste but if I really hate something I'll avoid it.

I just got back from Belgium and all the people at the beer bars wanted to do is talk to us about awesome American beer.

These are perfect examples of what we should talk about!