I fucking love mustard. And my favorite salad dressing is one made with pungent mustard. Just amazing.

I have little to add because SNPA is obviously a great, easy drinking beer.

What is it with kids and putting candy in alcohol? Is it just because we think candy made everything better?

This is all gross, and since everyone else is focusing on myriad gross aspects of it, I'll just say: I only use [sic] when I want to be an asshole. Like even if something is grammatically incorrect, I'll usually just fix it in brackets, i.e.:

Yeah, in my state they basically immediately kill surrenders because there is no room and by law they must keep found dogs (like dogs animal control picks up) for 3 days. Just awful.

This story was way better when I thought it was a loving family who couldn't care for the animal and left it in a place where they thought he would garner attention and find a home.

I mean Chris Pratt is fucking hot IRL but why would anyone want his Parks and Rec character as a boyfriend? It's like dating your child.

Holy shit!!

Ugh, I love these parental interviews so much. Fucking adorable, I tell ya.

You can't discuss whether something is a tort/basis for suit without discussing all of the elements. Duty? Maybe she has a general duty. Breach? Fine, I think it's a crap argument but sure. Causation? No way. Maybe if she infected someone in the store, that person could sue. But there is no nexus between the breach…

Off topic, but I'm just kind of offended that anything about Justin Beiber would appear on a sub blog entitled "The Muse." I get that it's "on topic" but I just don't like these two things being associated.

Probably not.

Misinformed by... by who? Who could have done the misinforming? I just...can't imagine who it would be...

Wow considering how my even less critical comment was immediately dismissed I can't believe this one is still here.

I'm sure that the false FREAK THE FUCK OUT narrative pushed by this site (and others) in no way contributed to the ultimate closing of the store.

It was reshared by EGR apparently. It's actually from January 6, 2014. :) Very confusing. I keep getting answers to a question I asked a year ago. Not your fault, though.

That's horrifying.

It depends on where you live I guess. People outside of Florida refer to Tampa as "south Florida" even though I consider it more central... but I guess Orlando is supposed to be central? Anyway, it "feels like" 28 today.

My firm has always blocked Kotaku (or whatever it is called) which is only a problem in the rare instance one of their articles is shared here. Prior to Christmas they blocked Gawker, but Gawker is back now thank god. The reasons given for the blocks are always kind of funny. I think Gawker was blocked for the same…

The first beer can (and only, actually) I found in my bushes after I bought my first house almost gave me a heart attack. I realized then I had gotten "old." Get off my lawn, kids. Or at least use my recycling bin. It's right there, for Christ's sake.