Only 7 stars, clippy? Damn.

Yes! Exactly. I'm tired; you articulated my issue better than I.

I mean I feel like the worst part is that he was laughing. Even if you believe in corporal punishment, which I do not, laughing is clearly not going to lead to greater respect. I was personally spanked (and would absolutely not do the same) but my mother, the few times she did it, cried while doing so. Probably should…

I have a similar story! When we went to move away (I was seeing this therapist right after my dad died and we had to leave the base) I cried and cried about losing the green M&M doll I played with and she gave it to me. :) I love it. I actually have it at my (adult) house, in one of those space bags.

I fucking loved puppy surprise for the 45 seconds it took me to determine how many beanbag puppies I'd get (5!)... then it was boring.

I may or may not be practicing in my office right now. Just... in case.

I object.

I could watch this on endless loop.*

Dude I know the feels. Some days I have to step away from the internet (and my husband, frankly) because you just want to hate everything. Hopefully you are on the east coast (or further) and your day is almost over!

One of those days, huh?

CLITBAIT.

Madeleline and Erin have officially convinced me on a green burial. I COULD BECOME A WOLF PUPPY!?!?

I can't really figure out how you meant this comment (like the tone), but my point was, I saw this Reddit post before it went up on the main page. There were three comments. It had been up for hours and barely got any comments. Then this post went up, and a lot of comments appeared. I'm not saying Redditors wouldn't…

Yeah I get that. I'm just surprised because I think the cap is written in like, all of the posts. But maybe I just have a good memory. Who knows. :)

Almost all of the comments on that post are from after this Jez post went up, so I suspect most of the "heartening" posts are from people from this site.

I don't think that is necessarily the case. I mean, the GT Emergency fund was just promoted last Thursday or so, and they were all tagged with the same tag. All you'd have to do is see that and read a few posts. And if they were around often/a regular, they'd know there was a really low limit on amount ($200 pp) and…

So true... I only am one hysterical woman on the internet and I barely have time for anything else!

Maybe you need special MRA training. Have you ever thought of that, Lippy? Maybe you just aren't doing a good enough job at being a MAN who is also VERY GOOD at traveling and also NOT AT ALL a liar and most certainly HAS A GIRLFRIEND. Maybe you try those things and you, too, can get your clients these deals.

I KNOW! So sad.

Thanks for debunking the stupidity.