Actually you both spelled it wrong. It's Lanham act. I know this because I spelled it incorrectly in a motion recently and my boss made fun of me. I will never forget.

Relevant:

I swear every fucking time I try to do this I'm too far away from the car for it to actually work.

Everything about this made me teary, but especially the collection of "clean white socks." There are vets (and non-vets) out there who don't have access to clean socks and underwear. :( That's what I should remember on veteran's day.

What? I wasn't "going after" anything. I was making a joke. I thought it was a pretty hilarious unintentional mistake.

But seriously I'm going to start using "Clam the fuck down" because the visuals it gave me were hilarious.

But it is an attraction (as in many people visit it) AND her answer was respectful. So I don't know what Jez is on about today.

I varied mind slightly as well. As you can see, I added "Since we are apparently repeating our comments from around GM."

For about 6 months I got W for free (no idea why) and it was actually a huge annoyance because it took up so much room in my mailbox the mailman couldn't fit anything else.

Since we are apparently repeating our comments all over GM:

I'm wearing mine now and I didn't even run today. :-) I do stand at work though and I'm surprised by how much more tired that makes my legs generally.

Compression socks are the best. This article has reminded me that I shall put mine on when I get home. Did you consult Mo Glo on this? Curious if she loves them as well. I feel like they're a staple among runners.

I'm white and I got through on the first time. #contrariantoyourcontrary

This is the greatest thing in ever.

When I was a kid, I always kind of thought the point of the book was to teach you how to take care of the environment and not to use up all the resources. #CaptainPlanetKid

Hahahaha. I have a thread going on on Gawker about the NFL cheerleeder debacle where I mentioned I was 30, and I thought, when I just saw the preview in notifications, that you were calling me old or something. I thought it was such an odd takeaway from that comment.

Hey Tom! I've been trying to get followed by legitimate means (I'm not as funny, OK? I try). But I thought maybe I could bribe you for a follow by reminding you that I tipped you guys on this article and it got you a ton of views. ;-) Please? Pretty please? I'm so so tired of being grey. It isn't easy down there.

My mom bought me a special stool so I could watch the truck come because she got tired of me dragging her stool across the room twice a week.

In case you are wondering, I had very specific plans: My dad would drive, my mom would be passenger, I would sit in the middle, and my two sisters would do all the loading and unloading on the back. I had a very specific dream.

When I was 5 I wanted to be a garbage lady. I had high dreams! I loved that damn truck so much.