Exactly. These are your people, Land's End.

DEFINITELY not the internet.

KIWIS ARE THE DEVIL. They develop a metallic taste over time after you cut them. I once cut them ahead for smoothie making and it totally ruined them for me.

I use a twitter "burner." It isn't totally the same, because you have to create a twitter account, which has to be linked to an email. Sure, you can create a burner email, too, but eventually someone can trace it back to you. My gawker twitter account always suggests people I know IRL as people to follow, despite the…

Seconded!!!!

Yup. That's how much I care about your feelings, dude. How about go cry on a page that isn't about our being harassed with rape porn by a crazy man.

:-( I'm sorry that happened. It is so fucking awful and annoying.

Yup. Like this one. I'm sure they're here. I'm only navigating to my own comment and back. :-/

I know that I, personally, have been avoiding many of the more interesting articles (the ones I know that guy will come to) lately because of this. It saddens me you guys have to put up with it. You don't get paid to deal with that kind of stuff. And frankly, it pushes readers away.

It 100% looks like a lobster tail. It also 100% looks like a malformed dick.

No problem! This wasn't my wedding, just a wedding at the same venue. :)

I picked it up... but then I got worried and went and checked your posting history just to make sure. :)

Nope. I'm from rural south carolina and I know lots of outdoorsy barn type weddings.

LOL. They come with the venue... when you are spending money on every little thing, sometimes you take what few free things you can get. :)

Yeah, the area in which my venue was located is no longer particularly rural. I think that is probably one of the reasons this place was turned into a wedding venue (about 15 years ago). It was no longer suitable form farming for a variety of reasons.

I agree. It's like I said to someone else: all weddings are a little eye-rolly. When you throw a party for yourself, that's just the natural consequence of it. It is all about you. But you show up to someone's wedding and you have a good time anyway because... it's a party and its fun. People are so judgy about…

We went to a wedding where southern food was served, and it was truly the best food we'd ever had at a wedding. That was the day we decided on BBQ (two years before our own wedding, haha). People will love it!

Yep. It was one of the constraints. I hired a bus service to take all the guests to the casino after, so the people who wanted to keep going had that option.

Who cares! Mine was pintrest-y and trendy. My friends had a great time and the bbq was fantastic. We played horseshoes and made s'mores. Every wedding has some sort of trend or eyeroll factor; it's a party you throw for yourself after all. You should do what you want!