OOOOOOOOOOOOOpppps. I thought he just wanted to be another cool teacher that helps his students get out of sticky situations...

Good luck being a high school teacher as a registered sex offender, dude.

Um, have you ever worn a wedding dress (not trying to marital shame...)? They are REALLY HARD TO PEE IN. Honestly slipping something off like this would be more desirable than having four bridesmaids faces in my crotch as I try not to pee/shit myself from nervousness.

It makes me sad that I'll never be such a bad ass. Like, first world problems, big time. Here I sit from my office in the US all happy to be a lawyer because of all the ladies who did it before me (and made it easy). And at the same time I'm sad that I didn't get to fight that fight.

I had no idea she was so tall. It is so interesting to me how all these celebrities seem roughly the same height to me (the women, specifically) because they make them all look long and thin. But then you see them IRL together and you realize that Miley Cyrus is fucking 6 inches shorter than Taylor Swift and my brain…

Yeah it seems kind of mean-spirited for a place where we don't make fun of appearances. She is tall. He is short. They've both probably gotten their fair share of shit for it in their lives.

I don't think any cat has ever considered its human an "overlord."

Doubt it. I'm around Gawker media sites most of the time, and they usually frown on an outright dick... because a lot of people view on their work computers. I mean sans dick, it is just a news site. No reason I can't periodically look at it on my computer.

Can you maybe remove the glaring dick pic in the comments? Some people are here don't have jobs that frown upon porn being viewed at work, apparently.

Nope! I'm silly. I was thinking of Professor Pink. You are both professors (I think...hope!?!) so I get confused. :)

He will be thrilled! Random question though... did you move? Why do you say former southerner? My impression is you lived in the city of my alma mater (which we will not name for doxxing purposes!)

It is like Tracy isn't even aware that we have black people or even (gasp) gays or lesbians down here!

I totally agree. It got easier in my household when my husband's luxuries became more like mine. Now he is totally a shoe guy and he finally understands the lure of designer shoes and nice watches and fine tie clips, etc. (which I may or may not feed by purchasing more for him...). But people don't like to be told…

I'm sure you are just going to brush my opinion off but... not all designer bags have huge logos on them. I buy them, and I hate monograms, so you'd never "know" what I was carrying necessarily. But they are beautiful, hand-crafted, supple leather that last forever when taken care of properly. And when I show up in…

I seem to remember you having this exact same argument with another guy like, what, two months ago? The same exact luxury games, so to speak.

Mine did. I think you are maybe just too young?

My mom gave me a promise ring when I was in middle school: she had re-sized my dead father's wedding band so I could wear it. Nice sentiment, I guess, but I don't know why I couldn't just have the thing, no strings attached.

I had to put on a light jacket this morning and was pissed.

I had to wear a light jacket this morning over my sweater and I was upset. Florida FTW.

Um, I'm also from South Carolina, and I've never heard the word "corn dodgers" ever. They are hushpuppies.