I don't know by I have tears streaming down my face from laughing. It's the little things.

Agree. It is a pressure release.

Um... I go to therapy to talk about about my issues with blackheads. I'm not even remotely joking. Fuck blackheads AND Seventeen magazine.

OMG I love that picture. It says so much.

Yeah I grew up in a town of 400, where we drove to the nearby town (for groceries) that had a whopping 13,000. There is NO FUCKING WAY everyone knows everyone in a town of 18,000.

Let me know if you find out. I feel like my husband would probably be OK with this.

Yet College GameDay is at the fucking Notre Dame-Michigan game this week.

Aw man, he deleted! Did you save some fun stuff for us, by any chance?

Not of you, obv. Of OP.

This guy is tots boring, I agree. :)

I have the same issue. My OBGyn almost fetishizes my weight. It is SO weird.

Colored pencils were never on the list, which was upsetting to me. BUT MOM I DO REALLY NEED THEM.

I'd watch the movie on Lifetime. Or FX. It really seems like it could be on either channel, depending on how you frame it.

I'll buy one!

I KNOW. I am so sad. I need some direction!

I saw the title and was like, "Oh great, Jezebel. Tell me how to feel about this. This will be great." And then I saw Mo Glo wrote it and I was all, "Oh awesome. Mo Glo can tell me how to feel about this."

RunKeeper for the win!