Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

he won’t, and now the kid looks like a money-grubbing asshat.

I feel like this kid is Kony 2012ing us

i might be wrong

but i already learned my lesson and have an embarrasing tshirt that I’ll never wear in public so

Or not wearing a suit to a press conference.

Remember: bad things are never god’s fault. He has three foil mythic rare, signed by the artist, numbered 1 of 1, first edition get-out-of-jail-free cards. It’s either the devil’s work, part of his master plan, or he simply works in mysterious ways. He plays those cards all. the. damn. time.