Everyone should do that!

Pretty much always my philosophy.

2,500 is in the solid “fuck it” range...

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

stop telling me how to parent my children. we all, collectively, don’t know shit and everyone does whatever they want anyway. I’m parenting how I please and we’re doing a great job. K, thx bye 

Did you also tear up when Bash brushed the glitter onto his eyelids? I mean, I didn’t, nope, not me, definitely not.

GLOW is pretty good; not what I expected when I started watching it (a bit more serious), and well acted. It felt very time-capsule-y to me, in a good way. I’m looking forward to the second season.

I’m so glad! I had zero interest in watching this at first (I don’t give a rip about wrestling, in a general sense), but a friend of mine convinced me to watch it. I finally saw it a couple weeks ago and I LOVED it! Reasons: nostalgia, the music, the faithful recreation of 1980's wardrobes, unearthing and exposing…

YAAASSSSSS I need more Machu Picchu, Sheila, and Britannica in my life. And Bash. And everyone else. I loved GLOW.

Boy Jenji and Netflix really have nailed that formula of “Ensemble casts starring a conventionally pretty boringly unlikeable white girl and a bunch of infinitely more interesting queer and WOC characters”

Super excited about a second season of GLOW. It had a bit of a cliffhanger and the entire first season was fun! Calvin Klein approves.

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

It is the delusional self-confidence of SO MANY white dudes. Unless they are morbidly obese, white guys are expected to want a size 4 lady who could have modeled if she wanted to, but doesn’t realize how beautiful she is.

I’m 5'10" and a lot of my shorter friends are surprised to hear that dudes get weird about how I’m either the same height as them or “too tall” or even a tad taller than them. I dated one guy who was 5'7" and I was kind of worried he’d be weird about me being taller but it was the opposite. He was way into tall gals.…

Also like, his wife is super pretty. If anything he married up, looks wise. (I know nothing about these people. For all I know she could be a Trump-loving puppy kicker.)

...So she only did a few tweets but she labeled the first one as “1/62,” thus making the thread shorter than expected, and that’s the entire joke? I feel like I’m missing something here. Oh geez, no pun intended!

She is someone who genuinely inspires me to have more body positivity

Because if she was a single digit dress size, there’d be no “anyway.”

A male feminist walks into a bar