I doubt he came during the blowjob, that was an appetizer for the anal later.

I’m not gonna lie, this was weirdly fascinating. It sounds like there is more apologizing going on in the men’s locker room than the ladies. And more sex, but I don’t believe I go to a terribly lesbian cruisey gym. Do those even exist?

And a lot of them get mad if you finish yourself off. I’m technically bi but I just flat started abstaining from men. It’s not worth all the hassle.

Same. I am however currently in a relationship with a female that has zero problem going down on me everytime (even if out of habit I’ll say to her you don’t have to if you don’t want to!) and it is excellent.

Ah, yes. That post-cunnilingus glow. Saves you a trip to Sephora.

Just try it. If your girlfriend helps along, she’ll tell you what feels good and you’ll figure out the rest with time :)

I guess I’m the luckiest bitch on earth cause my husbeast is ALWAYS wanting to eat pussy- sometimes I’m like nah I don’t feel clean enough and he pouts.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

That would work, if the Oscars were actually about recognizing great films and performances.

One of the podcasts I listen to wants to put a 5 year lag on Oscar voting, since usually the better movie/performance/whatever is more evident with a bit of a delay. Works for MLB.

This is a movie about a gay black kid so if I try to make any joke about it I will be sent straight to Internet jail for life.

This is what happens when you make up a boogeyman and then are forced to face the boogeyman you made up. You are forced to see how stupid it looks.

Every Republican accusation is really a confession.

BUT HER E-MAILS!

Are we great again yet?

Jesus fucking Christ, we are all going to die.

Don’t worry, Congress has looked into this thoroughly. They would like to note that Trump ran with an (R) after his name, so everything is fine by them.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

He’s the neighbor who complains about a woman leaving the house in a skirt above her knee. Meanwhile he walks out to get the paper letting his open bathrobe show his little dick to the whole world.