Because it’s a prequel! Are these some sort of magical, time-traveling cars?!

...I’ll show myself out.

What we uncovered here is actually the groundwork for the next generation Z06: Duramax. Powered by a new 3.0 liter turbodiesel, the mid-engine Corvette C8 will have a stump-ripping 800 lb-ft of torque, and redline at 3,600 RPM.

I work for Radio Shack

She then added.

I’m probably extremely overthinking this but the emphasis on the apples had me thinking they were going for a Garden of Eden metaphor. Or maybe he just likes apples.

The stench of the undead does tend to... Linger.

Agreed.

It’d be one thing to say Utica is an asshole which, maybe? Maybe Utica is on the Lea Michele side of the theater geek spectrum. But some of these reactions are SOOO over the top.

Honest, I do have. You have deja vues of people that were nasty, I have deja vues of people that were on the spectrum or just not good at social clues. 

Now that we are playing cheap Freud, have you ever met someone who doesn't get social cues?

Also Hannity is fair game here because, as Fox keeps insisting, their evening lineup is “entertainment”.

Being caught vaping is embarrassing enough. At least smoke cigarettes like a Real American™ .

I remember really liking season one of Final Space and also it really being a depressing way to end my nights when it was on (USA? TBS?) in the past.

Well I never see it for the competition but because of the talent. I must be weird. 

Shut up, Lars. 

There was a comment here that Kinja refused to let me properly edit, despite the fact that I did so within the 15-minute limit. So I scrapped it entirely to write this.

Everything about the “Tom’s the Devil” scene - the staging, filming, writing, and performances is just so good. Also, Aaron may be acting out of jealousy (“I buried the lede,” great line!), but Tom really is the devil.

Tbis is why I just couldn't finish watching Adventure Time once I found out that the voice actress for Marceline wasn't even a real vampire.

Yes, but for the love of all that’s holy, please, please, PLEASE absolutely never recast Linda or Tina!!!!!

One of the best fucking movies ever made.