I have gained a lot of new skills recently. For example, I’ve learned how to be passive-aggressive. Totally fine that you guys haven’t noticed. 

I hate suits. They remind me of court. And going to court. And being my own lawyer against the advice of the judge in court. And getting immediately convicted in court.

Hey, we got “Do cocaine off my butt.”

I think next episode will have Elenore, Chidi, Tahani and Jason making their way to the judge, ending with the judge’s reveal at the end. Michael and Janet will be dealt with in the bad place, with it either looking like Michael will be retired or has turned back to the Bad Place. Sean will plan, or be convinced by…

Well, Jacksonville didn’t make it, but I was sort of hoping that if they had made the Super Bowl, next season would start with the gang having to go back to the Bad Place, and finding it snowing. Eleanor would ask Michael “Is this because of us?” and Michael would reply “No, Jacksonville won the Super Bowl.”

No mention of Counterpart? Are we not getting even a simple season review?  It’s on WTF Starz, LOL.  

Now here’s the Meaning of Life:

Don’t be silly. The real good place is full of Mormons and Saddam Hussein.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

B+

Just one quibble: In discussing the 1977 movie, it should be Star Wars. Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope should only be used when referring to the Special Edition.  

Shouldn’t it just be called “Parsec.”  That way, when Han says he finished the Kessel run in under 12 Parsecs, we know that he meant he drank less than half a case?

Don’t put Ice-T in a dog costume?

But what about Luke’s line “If you strike me down, I will come back gayer than I ever was before.”

You are a sad, sad person, and a disappointment to the very bourbon I drink.

I’m picturing only scene after scene of Kenobi writing in his diary, with the entry’s narrated:

I had a similar idea, and reading your version really made me think. You would ideally do something that respects everything we see in Star Wars, so you are kind of limited. Luke can never really interact with Ben, He barely knows he exists. And you can’t allow the fact that Ben is on Tatooine to get out, or it…

Next to himself as Luke, in the most expensive “twin” shot ever committed to film, with a list of 225 visual artist and computer specialist in the credits dedicated to that one shot.  

Get a treatment into Kathleen Kennedy before the end of the week.  It’s brilliant, and exactly the kind of creative thinking today’s Hollywood wants!

Will it answer the question of how Beru got blue space seacow milk on a desert planet?