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Lionel Hutz Esq.
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They used to say that any child could grow-up to be president.  Trump proves you don’t even need to grow-up.  

Yes, it is terribly unfair to compare people with mental disabilities to Trump.  they have an excuse.  Trump is willfully this way.  

What does it say about our country that Kim Jong Un has bigger hands than Trump.  Sad!

more of a deranged child who liked to cosplay as one of those fascist military dictators who covers himself in phony medals to trick people into thinking he’s worthy of their attention

“Taste the rainbow . . . of blood!”

Fake Fake News!!!!

Can we all agree after Roy Moore and David Clark that if you wear a cowboy hat, and are not a cowboy, you probably have something seriously wrong with you.  

The one thing we know for sure is that there was collusion, because Trump said “Believe me, there was no collusion.”  Any time Trump says “Believe me” you know he is lying.  

You can get a pair of Sony Studio V6 headphones for around $80 at Amazon. Sure, they have a cord, but their sound can’t be beat, and for under $100, you can get them and a Bluetooth receiver.

You can get a pair of Sony Studio V6 headphones for around $80 at Amazon. Sure, they have a cord, but their sound

Well, I’m an old gold tooth

Nothing like a movie that ends with high-flying tax lawyer and accountant action!

It’s Star Wars. You don’t refer to Jaws I, or call it I. Do we need to give Blade Runner a new subtitle just because of the new movie? Is it now Blade Runner: 2017?

Ideally on the biggest screen available.  

Plus, if you don’t watch the prequels first, you wouldn’t know the important trade politics that lie at the center of the entire series!  And you might think that the force is some sort of semi-mystical thing, and not an infection of the blood.

That we’re stone cold and pretty big bastards?

Blade Runner is a beautiful film, and it’s aesthetic has been copied a million times since. Plot wise, it is hit and miss, with some great scenes mixed in with some average scenes, some great acting mixed in with some average acting.

You’ve obviously have never seen the fifth Director’s Cut of Blade Runner where he added in the laugh track and goofy sound-effects.

In the end, it turns out that Glen Close is both their father and their mother, as she is a hermaphrodite.

Only if you shrink yourself down to five-inches.