I bet people will really have a laugh when it turns out that the nuclear war was started by a janitor who had access to Trump’s phone and tweeted that it “was time to wipe everything clean.”

The correct summary of Super Fly is that it tells the story of a cocaine dealer in New York who decides to get out of the cocaine business in New York by personally doing all the cocaine in New York.

On which end of the felatio?

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♫ Where in the world

It’s probably equal parts that and not wanting YouTube videos of teenagers fellating the mouse heads appearing on the internet.

I don’t see how this would be unfair, as the estate gets paid for Becker’s shares. The only problem is if there was a set price in the agreement for the shares which is now unreasonably low. Or if it terminates all of the intelectual property rights/royalties that Becker would be due into the future (which would be…

Someone ask Ox. He will know.

Show biz kids making movies

The kid will live and learn

Be fair to Beth, she only shot Mr. Poopybutthole because she had no bad memories of him.

Viagra should take care of that.

Porgs, availabe exclusively at Fishy Joes!

In defense of Kylo, males in the Skywalker family are notoriously whiny.

You all do realize that this is just a demonic torture, as season three of The Good Place will never actually be made, and at the last moment will be replaced with a show showing what The Two Broke Girls were like when they were in middle school.

I know. The last time I saw vulnerability and insecurity like that hiding underneath a raging need to impress everyone was when I was hanging out with Meryl Streep in the pool at Matthew McConaughey’s house when he threw this exclusive party for Millie Bobby Brown.

I’m going to get a cactus instead.

The great thing about any Bob’s Burgers holiday special is how well they capture the heart of the holiday in question, and how the family revolves around that holiday. Can anyone say that they wouldn’t be happy to have this episode on in the background during Thanksgiving itself? The only small draw back is that…

“Sailors in our mouth