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Worse, it was Tina’s assertion.

There all is aching

I’m sure he did, but he was born in March/April, so not really the same thing.

I always thought that The Silence of the Lambs had the makings of a great family comedy. Its a shame they didn’t do the original movie that way.

FACT: Jesus never celebrated Christmas himself.

Strangely enough, Justin Roiland still does both leads.

It was originally going to be titled Bag o’ Dick’s

Great movie. This is going to be a excellent series.

Get paid a couple of million to do a couple of bumps of coke in my office? How could I say no. And, from what I’ve heard, I couldn’t be much worse. Plus stripers? Everything is coming up Lionel!

I was joking. We get it up in Washington/Oregon fairly regularly . . . every 9-10 months, I would say.

Those who read this series will envy those who didn’t.

Your wish:

I always do a couple lines of coke before firing up my lightsaber.

Today’s kids vaping with their lightsabers just don’t know what cool is.

Simply put, all good minds should agree that it is impossible to “spoil” a trailer.

Damn California and its humane animal welfare laws!

Momma needs her medicine!

Maybe Tom Cruise is a robot, in which case, it would all make sense. Good Job Ripley!

Colbert gives a ton to charity on his own, quietly. He’s not like Trump who tries to profit off of charity and doesn’t ever give anything himself. This was just a short, fun fundraiser which did pretty well. Why be bitter?

He’s like the uber-Theater Geek. He really, really likes what he is doing, and is incredibly good at it. He should be easy to hate, but you just want to hug him and watch him perform.