For what it's worth, Laika's website is still active, and they are actively hiring. Knight said they had already started production on their next feature before Kubo was in the can, and that he hoped to step up production. All of Laika's pictures have made money, and I don't see how directing another movie would…

I think you happened upon the origin story of Steve Bannon.

It's a shame that they are doing it live action, as any character from any Laika movie can act better than any human in any Transformer movie.

All of their movies have made money on their own. Throw in the advertising business, and I'm sure they are doing fine.

You can die two ways.

Well . . . equally.

Let this be a lesson for you: Whatever Spicer says, the opposite is true.

Ever since I won a game of Jenga, I have claimed to be an engineer on my resume.

Just go with "Pope."

You would think that, but the White House turned this guy down for a job. Although they have been really hard on Sizzler ever since Trump U lost there last meeting in football.

His first choice was Outback Steakhouse U, but he couldn't afford the out-of-country tuition.

Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourselves to this tripe.

But don't let that bridle your enthusiasm.

Only the best ketchup. None of those foreign sauces, like HP or A1 or catsup. Those are sad. We are making ketchup great again!

Remember all that fat that Oprah wheeled out when she lost weight? Where do you think that came from?

If you think that keeping gravy out of the salad bar is the equivalent of a college degree, or that it makes you an expert in education, fine, but don't expect people not to make fun of you.

Has Dowd given it a "C" yet?

Would you be interested in something in a long form Technicolor drama?

Price-Watergate?

I'm sure Brietbart.com is blamming it on the Jews