The musical numbers in The Phantom Menace are greatly under appreciated.

I placed a jar of golden pee
And round it was, in the film
It made the slovenly Eisenberg
Surround that film

Over all, a lot of fun, which is all I can ask from these. I think that they did Hairspray as well as we can ask for. And while I don't mind the way they have opened up the performances, it would be nice to see something done more in the manner of an actual Broadway performance, with a live and engaged audience.

Bye Bye Birdie? After The Wiz and Hairspray, doesn't that seem like a bit of a step backwards?

When they got this cast together, they should have fired the writers and directors, brought in Mike Judge, and let him do whatever he wanted. At least everyone would not have been wasted.

But only if they are being legitimately raped.

We need to put a wall up to keep the cold to the north!!!

We've walked on the moon. We've hit a golf ball on the moon. I mean, what else is there to do with it?

Compared to the daily ones we will be having under Trump, it wouldn't be that bad.

I love that that Twilight Zone would do short comic bits, and that one was my absolute favorite. He and Sherman Hemsley were so well paired, and the constantly changing T-shirt gag was wonderful.

Really, this was just a couple of spanking nuns from being the best American Horror Stories episode ever.

Louise: It's just… you don't do the traditional big brother stuff. You don't call me "squirt." You're aren't good at baseball. And I have to give you a piggy-back ride when your legs get tired.

Linda: And don't use the stove, or knives or the bath tub or matches.

Have we had so many solo numbers from Tina before? Both her fantasy number in detention and get parts in the play were excellent. A and I love the rock opera vibe Gene gave to her final solo before she got to make out with Jimmy Jr.

It's silly to complain. I cast him to replace my son in his bar mitzvah, and he was fantastic. Well worth the $100 and a two trips through the buffet line.

"No more egg talk!"

That's just what dust would say.

On Seattle Sports Talk Radio it was suggested that you put the ball on the 40 yard line, have each team send out their heaviest player, shirtless to the goal line, and the first person to control the ball wins the game. It has the bonus of making the 40 yard dash actually mean something.

Or the most evil muppet ever.

I looking forward to live, uncensored Colbert on Showtime. And I have s feeling Stewart will make an appearance.