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Amy Schumer has already been cast as Libido.

Not as good of pickup line as you might think.

I got a Yeardly Smith notification for this?

In a no holds barred cage match?

I love that. And it would mean that Game of Thrones exist within the Greater Muppet Universe. The series will end only once Kermit takes the Iron Throne.

Much like Shatner's.

I'm just waiting for when they hit that awkward moment in bed when both of their eyes open wide and they say simultaneously, "The last person to put their finger there was … Dorian Grey!" And then they will both laugh knowingly.

The cut wife has a grow room in the basement.

But did Ethan stay stoned when he turned into a wolfman?

Osiris did it first.

Does anyone really think Stanis is dead? Why would you cut away from his final demise and the summation of Brienne's story? I have no idea what happens, but we are not done with Stanis yet. If Stanis has to die, having everything go wrong and everyone abandon him, and having him continue forward knowingly toward his

There was this porn I once saw where a bunch of soildiers took turns.

Because Sam is the true heir to the Iron Throne?

Yes, but for a brief, glorious moment, you thought you saw her naked, and isn't that all that matters?

The beginning of next season will reveal that it was all just the camera angle, and the snow is only three feet below the top of the wall.

Plus both Sansa and Theon know where the Starks throw all there old pillows and mattresses.

Wouldn't that be "Fire and Rain?"

For a moment there, when Myrcella's eyes lost focus, I thought they were going to go for the rare double incest.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Crispus Attucks address.

In Soviet Russia, everyone self-ruffies with vodka.