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We really should see that there is a supercomputer in an underground vault that can continue to produce Simpsons episodes long after mankind has destroyed itself.

It did hit a false note when they had the Voodoo priest being back Big Pussy as a zombie in Season Five of The Sopranos.

I'm pretty sure the last song was "Wiener Boys."

Marry: Kevin
Fuck: Dave
Kill: Mark

I'd pay to see that in Imax 3D.

I miss Proteus.

You … do not understand … Maxime-san

I … do not understand.

Ever since the A.V. Club went digital, the comments haven't been the same. Now in the old days, when comments were analog and sent by pigeons, that's when comments were cool.

I stopped listening to new music before it was cool.

On queue?

Thar wilf, thar cistle.

And the Belchers hold no ill will for Ron despite always being with Hugo.

These straw puns blow.

Truman was a Democrat, therefor a communist and an atheist. When God smote Hiroshima and Nagasaki he had to come up with a story to cover up God's intervention and went with the Manhattan Project.

Wait, if Dad isn't dead in the end, maybe no one died in Hiroshima.

It was Bush's Iraq strategy.

Worse … or more successful?

I'd hate to see what happened when his mom tried to make him eat his spinich.

The original had a giant psychic space squid, but they dropped that plot for the movie.