It's why they listen to Rush and FOX News so they can all think independently together.

I bet he listens to Kid Rock.

Well, there will be a lot of extra Oxy floating around.

I don't mind The Nightly Show. It's rough, but not every show can be The Colbert Report and start by introducing the word of the year and crystallizing a decade with show one.

That's a great idea!!!

But then Colbert. All the world's a circle …

Hey, private flights to Hati for sex with boys don't pay for themselves.

So that's how Leia remembers her mother.

Or that of someone with severe head trauma.

And my brain needs to be fluffed and dried.

You are silly.

The terrorist have truly won.

Is Kilborn doing anything?

So, Brian Williams is available.

I assumed porn.

He has been talking about retiring for a bit, but I was hoping he would make it through Indecision '16.

Or, really, most of mass popular culture.

IMAX always claims to be cool and adventurous, but it's always gets upset everytime I try to enter the movie through the back door.

You've had a c-section?

You slept with somebody's husband Friday night?