An act of Lovin' is only completed if the "Lover" is able to make a move common to the sport of Love.

Winter is coming, but everyone is not a winter.

I don't know. Sure, To Kill a Mocking Bird is all right, but wouldn't have been better if they split it up into three movies which ran for over eight hours?

Harper Lee has decided the world is ready for all of the explicit gay sex scenes she wrote for a college age Dill.

Spike Lee angrily tweets his own address.

I assume this is Lee's original draft before he rewrote it and have it that Capote charm.

Finally, we get to see that the story is better with Dill replaced by a giant psychic space squid.

Scout grew up to be Silk Spectre.

They kept it to having dollar signs come up in their eyes.

I keep telling you it's going to take twenty bucks for me to take that off your hands.

First you get the fantasy series, then you get the power, then you get the pizzas.

Please, this is Hollywood. Of the sixteen minutes of "sex" (which probably includes everything from a long hard stare onwards), only about 20% will involve anything more adventurous than a silk blindfold.

An ad should never live longer than its child actor.

I know. They make offing your kid look so easy.

Beer?

All they ask is that you let them have it your way.

Hamburgerlar:

Are those really different tasks?

I really didn't think it was that bad. Obviously some one found an old Clippy sketch written in 1998 in a desk, and I was hoping for some edgier material with Simmons, but how many host go pantless. An Oz or Spider-Man sketch would have been nice, and it's a shame most everything played it safe, but we got The Jay-Z…

Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.