I think we need to address the much more serious concern that someone is holding you against your will and forcing you to read articles you clearly don’t want to read.

All hail, Team-Tilly.

ARMS and SFII, I’m guessing?

Tweet is murder (ugh.)

The problem with the Hand, as depicted in the shows, is that it is zombie ninjas led by wholy uninteresting people we don’t care about....and Madame Gao. Thats really its problem. Theres no cohesive story or narative to them outside of Gao who has now 4 seasons worth of being the baddest bitch there ever was. But…

I just saw a woman giving examples of what a good ally she is, and one of them was “I remove racists from my Facebook friends!” Hey, if you want to actually do something, get up in those comments and make it reeeeaaaal uncomfortable. Just putting your racist friends out of sight when you’re one of the few people who…

There is not an ounce of hate for Atari here.

Seems like it’ll be a neat solution for collectors but I honestly just want these games on my Switch. SNES games are great on the 3ds. but they are a little hard to appreciate on the small screen. The Switch like the perfect device for SNES games - with the caveat that it still lacks a joypad. Hmm.

Ohman, I really loved Fantasy Life. Got to God-level in every class. I kind of want this to be -more- Fantasy Life than it seems to be.

A secret: this is my first big review for Kotaku. I appreciate the kind words!

Given their history, it seems that they are good at remakes but stumble when it comes to creating a new sequel. With a remake, you have the original game as a template to make improvements. With an original sequel, the training wheels are off.

why do you think she was using drugs? for fun? doesn’t sound like you know much about the nature of addiction.

Note to future players of Splatoon 2: I will buy this game and will be absolutely horrible at it. This is your warning.

Oh boy! A game with aliens! And guns! And guys in sci-fi armor with glowing spots for the eyes!

Oh this will be perfect for the Switch!

The Youtube version of the trailer tells us that the alt-Right is out in force today, and they are committed to displaying what gutter people they are. I made the mistake of looking at the comments after seeing the high number of ‘dislikes’ on the YT posting, and my eyes are still stinging from the toxic cesspool.

Juicero!

Nah, next we start eating keyboards.

I’m proud of you, but if this becomes SmoothieTaku, I’m outta here!

BRB, going to GameStop to buy a used copy of one of those Burger King games for the Xbox 360.