there has been four new super mario bros games fyi. one on ds. one on 3ds. one on wii and one on wii u. and thats in eight years.

The Vita is slowly and surely becoming my go to handheld device due to just what this review indicates: RPGs and indies. P4G also happens to be one of my absolute desert island video games, so that helps.

This game has inexplicably stuck itself inside my cranium since i was a little kid. i know it's not good, per say, but there's something about it. maybe it's those dogs. and all of the delicious looking food. i was an indoor kid, after all.

I get the feeling by the way that star trek sentence was worded he has no damned idea what he's talking about. anybody else?

The real question is, where are the ultra realistic babalities?

yeah this is exactly right. i dislike senseless violence as much as the next guy, but mortal kombat just would feel weird without its share of over the top gore. not that i play it anymore, mind you. i wasted enough quarters getting my ass handed to me back in the day.

I hope this is the kind of game that keeps getting updated and updated and then in twenty years we can actually live in it so I can finally, finally just give up.

the last 15 years of sega has some words to say to you on that front..

Looks great man. My favorite genre!

I hope they do some kind of skill level gate for online. I enjoy smash immensely but i'm not great at it or anything. i'm average and i'd love to play other average people so we can just do crazy stuff and have fun. nothing against the serious players they are awesome.

seems strange though considering the engine is already built? although, being as how i'm not exactly stephen hawking when it comes to programming, what do i know.

yeah sometimes I forget about that. Last night my roommate was watching something and I wanted to do some online MK races and went "oh yeah!" and it ruled. I even got second place....once.

no i'm not an actual gamer. i just play video games all day and post on kotaku because i'm under house arrest. also you may note i said it was so utterly and completely boring "to me." those two words? they mean something.

Aside from sexism issues, it's just so utterly and completely boring to me. Another muscular white dude shooting things or, if it's really out there, stabbing things. Who cares.

the millions upon millions upon millions of 3ds owners will most assuredly make sure it doesnt go away.

Sure, They Even Askedbout Mother ..sigh

After looking at these photos and the video footage an unhealthy amount it's probably a dude Link which is a shame because, honestly, at this point in time it makes more financial sense to do a girl Link than not. It would become an actual news item for one, not to mention the recent success of movies like Frozen and…

I hope they have famous game designers make levels sort of what they did with warioware diy back in the day.

why? he's played well so far. "Scarf fatass" sounds just like you are going to eat him alive. you are perfect right dude?

fuck em!