Have you ever taken the dialect quiz to see which cities are most like your own? It's interesting. Your accent might be a combo of a couple cities. They nailed it for everyone in my family and close friends who took it. http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Didn't people used to be sort of vetted in? I can't remember, but I remember it was hard to even get comments to appear a few years ago. I'd hate it, but maybe testing a flagging system?

This is too fucking subversive. You're going to break the internet.

LOL

Since when did it become good taste for a woman of that age and political standing to wear shoes that high?
Oh the xrap that passes for feminism these days...

"If my daddy dies in a fiery crash going too fast, do not smile, because I wlll be crying."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't knock Pinterest! It's not all impossible to recreate ;) That necklace is super weird, however.

HYPED-UP ON SUGAR PEEP SQUISHES THREE IN TWINKIE ACCIDENT!

Borders!!! So great. We used to foster them, and rough collies, for rescue. They are just so insanely smart. We did get one who was "defective" ie lazy and fat and terrified of sheep but we just kept him, lol.

The new layout is the worst! The "popular stories" on the left waste way too much real estate, the pictures on the right are too small, the related stories next to the articles looks cluttered, and on a whole, the articles don't look interesting and it makes me not want to click them. The current…

WHY do you guys insist on changing your format every 6 months? You FINALLY managed to come up with a really well-designed layout and you think you need to change it....WHY? Because you're bored? Because everyone in this generation thinks that if something doesn't change it isn't relevant anymore? PLEASE go back to…

I hate this new format, I don't get my Gawker or i09 daily mails like I used to, the ability to find stories is more complex and less friendly, and I just don't come here & read ANY of the sites with any regularity like I used to. Kind of sad. I looked up to y'all for a while.

A mind-controlling parasite would perfectly explain why my cats are essentially my children and get away with destruction with minimal consequences (there was a most unfortunate soggy Kindle incident caused by my trouble-maker-kitteh where I was seriously mad for a solid 20 minutes but had to forgive him because of…