Nothing is “free” for anybody when it comes to work. Words have context. Learn some fucking nuance, troll.

I’ve had free coffee and soda at work since college (tech for yah), but as lucky as that is, I still pine for free Red Bull.

Right, and I appreciate articles like this. We don’t need to hedge our health bets with myth/superstition, as such thinking is not without side effects.

The real absurdity is that there is a 65 year-old *girl* in your office.

You should not be prosecuted for being OUT of drugs!

I 100% can tolerate sharing a public shower with strangers over a “private” shower area with teammates/classmates etc. like I did in football. Strangers have no reason to talk or interact with me and I prefer that. Fortunately my office building has private shower stalls in the gym now. I still avoid stripping butt…

Wow, lot of folks here getting riled up. My take: I’m not offended by you imposing a quasi-religious sentiment upon my nasal expulsion, but I’m also not going to reply with a “thanks” because it’s a fucking stupid quasi-religious sentiment.

Plenty of smart people do stupid shit, and most of them aren’t even paid to hit other people.

Project Fi allows your phone off $15-30 month at a time. That’s what I’m doing. If you don’t have Sprint or T-Mobile service in your area (which are the primary towers Project Fi uses) that’s a separate problem.

With the advent of data-based messaging apps, SMS is not as ubiquitous as it used to be for “texting”.

Does he put pot in the fridge or just leave it out to thaw quicker? If he’s thawing it at room temperature, it’s still not safe to do because the outside of the meat will be in the danger zone while the inside is still thawing.

What is “the King’s Spanish”?

The only thing that bonds me with folks from back home is my love of K-State football and my penchant for flipping off the KU basketball billboards when I flee back to Denver after a couple days in the sticks.

If you flip off the handle because you find something in this list that implies you’re racist rather than laughing it off, you’re definitely a racist. “You’re the racist for calling me a racist!” Lol.

For real though, I grew up hunting and my only nice warm coat was camouflage so I wore that thing to school, around…

I come from redneck country and people use the terms interchangeably too despite the two being technically very distinct. Yet when gun owners do stuff like this they become pedants and derail reasonable discussion.

FUCK YOU!

Hear that. I just buy 2 - 3 dollar sauce and church it up with fresh garlic, mushrooms, basil, and parmesan or percorino if I have it. Heavy cream goes in if I’m really feeling fancy.

Maybe, but isn’t a liter of sauce more than the average container of sauce? I only say liter because I know a liter is about 32 ounces and when I get a liter bottle of Diet Pepsi it looks much larger than a normal bottle of pasta sauce.

Thanks for saying this so I don’t have to.

I don’t know Luther Strange (from context he is most likely a shithead) but I would love to have the name Luther Strange.