I think you mean “rogue” but presumably “rouge state” would apply to California if that were an actual thing?

I thought you meant Peter Thiel and almost threw up in my mouth.

I never thought about this before, but the dude is named after two different brands of gin. Is it any surprise he got a DUI with the parents he had?

In high school our football team’s annual fundraiser was to sell off chances to win a whole butchered pig for 10 bucks a pop. A local pig farmer would donate the pig. Actually made us quite a bit of money for buying things like Gatorade for the year, new water bottles, etc.

I don’t call myself a “software engineer” because I enjoy the smell of my own farts, I call myself that when that is the role I am hired for or applying for. “Software developer” is perfectly fine with me. It’s an industry term, not an affront to your professional certification. There’s “sales engineer” and other…

I spice it up in a bowl with lime juice, salt, and pepper. I pretend I’m eating ceviche. Or, I add blue cheese dressing and hot sauce to make it BUFFALO STYLE.

I got murdered twice last week. AWFUL.

Oh, I see you’ve met my friend.

Counterpoint, even if the wage gap is a myth (it’s not), are you implying that the presence of such a myth is a significant problem? Even if it were a myth (again, it’s not) what outcomes trouble you so? If women were to become slightly more privileged than men due to a miscalculation of concerned citizens, what are…

I don’t see how women get the label “shrill” all the time when there are guys like you on the Internet.

I clean mine with water while the pan is still very hot and occasionally a little soap. I don’t think this would be a good idea to use while the pan is hot lest I burn myself, and if I have to wait for it to cool that’s kind of a pain in the ass. Anybody here strongly vouch for this?

I clean mine with water while the pan is still very hot and occasionally a little soap. I don’t think this would be…

Are you reverse aging? The gap between her age and your age should always be the same set number of years, and thus if she’s in your age range now, 1/2 your age + 8 will never be higher than Rhianna’s age in the future.

What did she act in? We’re not talking about the Clash of Clans mobile game promos are we?

Redneck barn weddings: When I was 17, I sucker-punched a guy in the face a wedding who was hitting on my then-friend’s girlfriend... because I also had the hots for my then-friend’s girlfriend. It was a step up from a barn, but it was definitely a redneck wedding, and the Boone’s Farm was flowing.

MACaroni is any extruded tubular pasta. So, that includes elbow mac (the classic for mac ‘n’ cheese), ziti, penne, cavatappi, etc., but not spaghetti, farfalle, etc. Counterpoint, making pasta ‘n’ cheese sounds fucking stupid so call it all mac ‘n’ cheese. Do you.

This. Empathy as well, sure, but if you have the means of not having to clean up a bloating whale carcass from your beach, prevention sounds preferable.

Your comment was in my head immediately before I scrolled down to expose it. Thank your for making me feel like I belong in this world, friend.

Drew, can you do a second weekly feature for the Jambaroo off-season? I don’t even mind if it’s 90% poop stories and Trump takes.

Are oysters really good, or do we just subconsciously aspire to fancy stuff that isn’t actually objectively good? I for one am all about them.