“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

The National Football League is a joke. Both for this and many reasons left unlisted.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

It’s a trick question. There are no good teens.

St. Louis, so you are right!

Mr. Trump, can you promise me that college graduates up to their eyeballs in debt will have jobs making iPhones in shitty work environments?

Whoever found and released these documents is a fucking national hero. I wish there were more (and maybe there will be). But just think about the fact that Trump could basically give himself a tax credit of $50 million per year for 18 years. There would be many, many returns he’s filed with $0 tax owed.

LeBatard is the best thing on ESPN and still a hell of a writer. Perhaps nobody more qualified in the world to communicate the impact of this young man’s death to the rest of us. Today sucks.

Going to watch this video a million times and just sort of softly cry for a bit. Too young.

It’s worth noting that in addition to being responsible for about 73% of the crazy and 56% of the annoying in the NBA during his career, Garnett was also responsible for the single most “Is it dusty in here, or is it just me?” moment I’ve ever seen in an NBA game, when he did the handshake/hug line thing with Kevin…

Whoever designed those Mariners alternate unis with the stripe down the sleeve is an animal, and should be locked behind bars.

*picture not from Charlotte, but point still stands

As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

Yeah. THEY’RE the idiots.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

LENA DUNHAM HAS A HUGE EGO?! STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

And these are probably the same people who complain on Facebook about the scourge of academic “safe spaces” and the “pussification” of today’s youth.