Why post a 3rd rate Onion-type article?

I just visualized that football robot ripping his head off and punting it down Fairfax.

Babe Ruth took dumps bigger than this kid.

Best touchdown pass I’ve ever seen and I watched Johnny Fucking Unitas.

I don’t watch UFC, but Diaz pummeling four Las Vegas club bros is definitely something I would watch. Repeatedly.

I was serious (not a UFC guy at all, only into boxing). Just don’t know why you wouldn’t add (“which Conor won by decision”) somewhere after talking about what a great fight it was.

So...who won the fight? Seems worthy of a mention doesn’t it?

Too bad you goofs still can’t embed a fucking video right.

Cause he’s a liar
he’ll tear your mind out
he’ll burn your soul

The one word I would use to describe him is- fast.

Are you guys ever embarrassed for Drew?

Yep. Fuck this piece of shit. And fuck football forever.

There are few things in life more beautiful than watching Brazilian female volleyball.

Was the nipple able to be reattached? Or is he walking around like some kind of freak?

What a loser.

I think you mean “thinkpiece.” On Deadspin, that means forming whatever opinion that will generate the most clicks.

As a final fuck you the Yankees should bring Jeter back and have him DH on Friday.

Again?

Sounds like you are an incompetent moron Drew. And dumb enough to be proud of it.

RIP Paul George. 1990-2016.