I'd rather win by being good at cheating then loose by being bad at cheating...

You sir need a new bronco.

I would love to see Doug try and get a MegaCruiser or Nissan Patrol.

Haha. You may find out! Took the Range Rover down to D.C. this weekend and the check engine light came on during the second day. Ugh. Literally just got it back from the dealer.

The other night I was leaving a shopping/dining center and parked side by side was a current generation Range Rover and a current generation explorer (not the one above, the one prior to this minor refresh).

That’s KPGC10 Skyline influenced....

Now I’m going to drive to lunch in my 1995 Landcruiser with Toyota’s exclusive “Gulp’n’drank” technology engine.

The $7 billion will just cover the executive bonuses.

The TDI can't run on more than 5% biofuel or it voids the warranty.

Your problem is you are male, and got out of bed this morning.

About six months ago, my sister, the Asheville, NC, granola eating hippie, asked me to help her choose between a Prius and a VW Diesel. (I think they were both lightly used ‘09 models, as I recall.) I told her to get the Toyota, and she was like, “Aren’t they having airbag issues?” I replied, “That’s Takata, and no, I…

This happens when a company is run by bean counters.

What did Jew expect?

I'm hoping for a huge markdown on an unsold 2015 TDI next year

From my own, terrible hand: https://imgflip.com/i/rq4cw

“Except if we don’t get caught...”

LOOK EVERYONE IT’S SHITTY-SHITTY BANG-BANG!

These things. They’re so bad, we banished them from the car to the kitchen floor so we could work on behavioral simulations. No, not really. We had to clean the seats.