THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS. I live about 3 miles as the crow flies from the atlantic ocean. You will never, ever, not ever, never, ever see any of my vehicles with one of these stickers. Or a f$%^ing Yeti sticker. It's a cooler, bro. Oh it keeps your (insert cheap beer) cool for 5 hours instead of 4 with a igloo?…

My apologies, but I cannot get a photo of the Carolina Squat thing to attach. Just google it.

I'm not 100% sure it needs to go away, but I certainly don't understand it: the Carolina Squat.

I'm trying to be nostalgic about a time when skinny white suburban kids wore excessive amounts of fake "ice" (remember when it was called ice?). Sorry, no love for this time in history.

Anyone ever seen a Mehari in wild? In the states anyway? If it weren't for GTA:V I would have no idea what that is.

I have a mostly original '85! Solid axle, blue on blue with a white top. It rides like an empty shopping cart. 0-60 in your watch's battery dies before you find out. But every time I wind out first gear (which happens around 15-20 mph) I have the biggest, stupidest grin on my face. Kudos to you.

here in SC, you can put just about any POS rattletrap on the road. No cat, no problem. But you better have your fucking tag lights working.

I'd take it. You have good taste, sir.

What if a car you have appreciates from the value you paid for it, but never gets past the MSRP, as might be the case of a Porsche 911 or something semi-rare?

Awesome. Thanks for replying. I have looked at these before and never knew how (comparatively) fast they are. Out of the box they can hit 60 in just under 5, I think. And depreciation has made them so affordable (to buy). Does yours ride as well as one would expect a BMW to?

How do you like the 335i? Is it TT and manuel?

I would think specialist firms would do that, such as JJ Best. They'll finance decades old classics, I'm sure there are a few Skylines on their books.

I never really thought of buying my home as an investment. Between interest, PMI and upkeep, I would struggle to break even in the best of markets. But the upside is, if and when we move, god willing, I might get some cash out of it for all the mortgage payments, which simply does not happen when you rent. Compound…

Just LOLd at this interaction. The rest of us are having a laugh. At the hummer, the note, the whole thing. Then along comes this asshat. Keep doing you, Doug.

DOUG!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!

I think the answer is always Diesel. But foreal though...

Nothing gives me Forest Whitaker eye like overuse of hashtags and people looking at their phones in a mostly dark room.

It looks like a baby Carrera GT. Hopefully they depreciate fast so I can scoop one up second hand!

Not a bad list at all. I think the V70R has a place here, but even though they are worth about 10K (from what I have seen), people with decent examples want a lot more than that.

I need that E30 in my life. I saw this on ebay last night. 9 grand seems reasonable. ish.