Something something USNS Harvey Milk. Something something lots of seamen.

Hey, at least they do the one on the hood for free.

That sure is one hell of a goatee.

The gigantic blue stripe on the tyre also gives it away...

While most would disagree that the XBOX is one of the greatest designs, most would agree that it was better than the original concept design.

This is going to be all the rage in luxurious gated communities.

You mean the game that contains only Nitroplus characters such as Super Sonico, who is featured prominently in the center of the cover art? Yes.

I’m guessing that all of them can freely wander the streets without worrying they’ll be assumed to be a criminal

Yanez does not sound like a traditionally Chinese name.

You can also make them fall asleep by rubbing the back of the “head” section. True story.

Pure sine wave output!

Pure sine wave output!

It’s not a single scene; it’s three frames plastered into one. New Link appears in the doorway; Old Links gawk; New Link comes out of doorway and removes hood.

Once the app’s loaded up, you can choose from a variety of desktops, all of which you can see in action in the video above.

You know you’re getting too much protein if you’re farting all day.

That’s a dumb idea for a shifter (why fix it if it ain’t broke?) but you would have to be pretty inattentive to mess up the operation...

It’s not a joke; it’s the way of the future.

Existing reboots will occasionally be remastered for game anniversaries or other special occasions. No new reboots will be created.

No, I mean like they’re not even going to use suffixes or anything. You just buy [game title] for whatever system you own. It’s not [game title] 2 or [game title] 2016. It’ll be the same as [game title] for your previous system but now it will be presented with the superior fidelity offered by your current system.…

Eventually there will be no new games; we will just play one set of games that get remastered for each hardware iteration.

It was some years back. Obviously it did not last long because Snoop Dogg not smoking weed is preposterous.