That's the joke.

Completely agree. I’ve put 265 hours in (according to Steam) across a full playthrough and a full NG+ playthrough (the latter including the first expansion). After all that I’d still put in another playthrough before Blood and Wine if I had the time.

He’s a bit less of a gruff asshole, mostly because he's recovered his memory and has developed actual relationships. Also, his quest for Siri, his adopted daughter, humanizes him quite a bit and gives you a character motivation to hang your hat on other than "I kill monsters."

Kelly Ripa was showing off this picture yesterday. I saw it in the break room at work. Admit it, Hannah: you’re ripping off content from freaking Kelly Ripa, of all people.

So what? That’s his prerogative, and his opinion. You don't have to like it or listen to it, but you also don't get to silence it. Trying to have his review pulled from Metacritic is almost as stupid as making your purchasing decisions based on Metacritic scores.

Without knowing why you didn't like the first two I can't really say.

Pretty sure it's "psych."

I like them. They turn combat into an almost platforming experience (albeit at a breakneck pace). Stunned enemies become almost like platforms you have to navigate in the midst of battle, hopping from one to another, stunning enemies to give yourself a path to the next powerup.

They chose to exploit an easy food source. They'd eat you themselves if they were big enough.

The petitioner is trying to have it removed, which was the subject of this conversation before you derailed it with your nonsense. I mean what the fuck does Sony have to do with anything? First it was Xbox, now Sony....what are you even talking about?

Yep. Grew up with them. Lots of them. They're opportunists who would just as soon eat you if they were large enough to take you down.

You want to call a shitty review shitty? Fine. Trying to have it removed from Metacritic is just trying to silence an opinion you don’t like, though, and that's stupid. Almost as stupid as trying to tie people to dumb labels like "Xbot," or "Master Race."

You've clearly never come home to a waiting dog.

How is this good? She's only allowed to perform the music he decides she's allowed to perform. He's still controlling her.

Cats don't love.

Versus having a cat, which is a worthless ball of fur and indifference. At least the dog likes you. The only person who would call dogs pieces of shit is a piece of shit.

Better solution: get a dog.

I don’t even own an Xbox. What the fuck are you talking about?

Are you kidding? If he’d dropped his glove Bautista would have been hauled off the field on a stretcher. He should be awarded for his restraint.

I mean.....yeah. The actual intent and action are the same. Being bad at murder should get you any less time than being good at it if you're trying your best to murder people.