Sounds like you found a Leviathan! They’re a really cool part of the game. You might have noticed already, but they’ve got barnacles on their back that you can mine for a pretty useful resource (chitin, makes harpoons that are great for killing sea serpents) - you just gotta make sure you get back to your boat before…

What??? This is the spiciest take I’ve seen in ages. Are you only referring to the music, or the entire game? I’ve only played Royal, but every single comparison I’ve read between the two make it seem pretty clear to me that Royal >>>>>>>>> original. The only less-than-positive things I’ve heard are that the music is…

Oh man, between that video and this article, I’m reeeeally feeling the urge to sit down and play through the whole damn trilogy again (tho I never did finish Inquisition). The second I heard that iconic singing halfway though the not-even-a-concept-trailer I was immediately sent hurtling a decade into the past. Ah, DA…

Pretty sure he’s talking about the fact that you said $250 in the article, not $250 million :)

Gita, I love your first impressions on 3H, and I can’t wait to see your full review in a few weeks - but you’ve glossed over Fire Emblem Echoes and it’s killing me. Echoes introduced both Combat Arts and Mila’s Timewheel (which is functionally identical to this game’s Divine Pulse), so it’s not really fair to say that…

I’m not sure what the specific use of Amiibos is gonna be, but it’s been confirmed that there’s gonna be an “Amiibo Gazebo” (seriously) at the school, so at least we know they’re going to be of some value.

How... how has nobody noticed that you’re just trolling? Like, you’ve probably got some genuinely shitty beliefs anyway, but it’s pretty clear that you’re just fucking with people and being needlessly pedantic to get a rise out of them. It’s still bizarre and childish, and it reveals some sad things about your life, bu…

I’m pretty sure that, as Dinky Earnshaw quoted before me, it’ll be totally possible to use each joycon half as an individual controller, just like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Buddy, buddy, I also think that IGN’s decision to give a mediocre grade due to a lack of a stupid mechanic is garbage, but please try not to be so incredibly angry about these sorts of things. The people who like these mechanics are just that- they’re people (not fucking “toxic events”), and they’re allowed to like…

Buddy, you’re really angry here. It’s almost guaranteed that the female soldiers will be in multiplayer, where it literally won’t matter at all. Try to step away from the extreme emotional reaction to what you see as “political correctness”, and maybe take a deep breath before you leave angry comments; I think you’ll…

Ah, no, this is off topic, but I’m not sure everyone would jump at a chance to say that, actually. ISIS is absolutely a Muslim extremist group. They’ve twisted its values to the point where it’s hardly recognizable, sure, but it’s still based on Islam. Similar to the KKK and Christianity. So uh, no, it’s not a lie,…

Hahaha, happens to the best of us!

He uh, he already mentions This is the Police in the article, y’know.

You poor, poor troll. Honey, you’re trying too hard- people aren’t going to take you seriously just because you used every buzzword you could come up with *while* insulting transsexual people (even though you’re obviously on a website with transsexual writers).

Right, you’re probably just being a troll, but I’ll go for it anyway:

Man. Did you just fucking ask this guy to tell you about something that was so traumatic that it literally killed someone he knew? And gave him fairly severe PTSD? Come the fuck on. I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I can’t help it; this is just NOT something you ask someone, especially in such a casual manner.…