I really like this truck but I need a bigger one.

If you’re of the belief that things can’t be measured by anyone but Elizabeth, that’s not skeptical. That’s delusional.

If traditions are to be kept, it’ll be the entire rollout of the vehicle.

Since it’s a new Ford, I’d like to know what key piece of equipment will fail en masse first? 

The reboots Vampire’s, instead of 80's beachfront punks, will be famous TikTokers, with obligatory e-boy haircuts who film “pranks” while showing off their abs, and instead of cave hideout, their lair will be a “TikTok house”.
Instead of meeting the Frog Brothers through a comic shop, the hero will meet them through a…

I’d love to see just one of these remakes take place in the same time period as the original

According to Google, $43.50/day. Or $1,305 for the 30 days.

Nope, try her as an adult and let her spend at least 25 years in prison. She murdered someone, then laughed about it. 

She sounds like a sociopath who should be tried as an adult and institutionalized. Her friends should also be tried as accessories. 

“a 15-year-old with no criminal history”

I mean, pieces of shit have to start with something. I think her reaction is pretty indicative of how quickly that criminal history of hers is going to grow. That or she’ll become a CEO, only two options for this kind of psychopathy.

we have to sacrifice one of theirs for Carousel

Where are the adults?

There’s a head mounted to the front end!!!

Poppies! Poppies! Poppppiiessssss...........

. . . I think this is my first time seeing a wagon with a vinyl roof.

I want to have my remains spread over DisneyLand. I do not want to be creamated.

They didn’t say they were going to stop using the TCV. They just said they were no longer going to use it in “residential areas” which makes a LOT of sense.

A US Civil War hangover, so the soldiers fighting in the South could be taken home to, say, NE without rotting and could be buried in their hometown church yard....
If you think that is creepy, try Civil War soldiers posed although dead so a daguerreotype could be taken for the use in the family parlour, a niche of…

This whole embalming thing in US gives me the creeps. What is it, Egypt 4K years ago?

It is very common to have different agencies disagree on how to handle things like this. When I was working, we tried to institute an opiate take-back program for our patients and families. We had to know what to do with all those pills and nobody really had an answer. Local police and county health departments had no…