Yes, blame the movies. Just like we blame the Beatles for Charles Manson.

Screw jail. I’m in favor of bringing back lifetime of hard labor for dumb fucks like these.

They didn’t lose their lives. They were KILLED.

But they still show all those dumbfucks street racing on cable. 

Funny how they were able to see him smoking weed through windows that were too dark.

My whole life my concern was more what happens to the various insects in their new location.

My neighbor says she never gets bored of her Land Rover since she gets to drive a different loaner every few weeks.

The first generation Mercedes CLA. Every part of that car is a cynical half-effort designed to overcharge you for wanting a Mercedes while punishing you for being too poor to buy a “real” one. It does exactly nothing better than an Accord, yet manages to be twice as expensive and half as reliable. 

How can the Aztek be the ugliest car in a world where the Malibu Maxx was made?

Let me just characterize the GMT800s once and for all:

If this were in Texas, people would have started shooting at the floodwater or something.

Half the people on the subway would die from being trampled and pushed under while their fellow riders tried to escape if this were anywhere in the US.

I’ve left my goalie bag in my car overnight. It is also a revolting, fetid, leaky, multi-colored mess.

I assume that since then your sister’s life has been a picture of clean living and sensible choices.

“Was fresh when parked”

I am curious what “gbics” is if it worth 75k and fits in a trunk.

My uncle used to repossess cars for a living. He was loading a car onto his tow truck when the owner came running out of the house. A huge mountain of angry man with a gun. As he ran up, he yelled, “Take the car! I just need something out of it first!”

There’s currently most of a fun-sized bag worth of skittles melted into the carpet under my front passenger seat.

Not my car .. but as a passenger .. a SHART

I have repeatedly stated that you can tell that story without using my name.