Exhaust all remaining funds in legal fees before imploding.

I'm OK with that air scoop. 

though the news did cause Workhorse’s stock price to jump

It will come to your door, drop you off at your door, and has no infrastructure to build other than base station facilities. It’s feasible to replace your private car with one of these with fewer drawbacks than going to mass-transit system.

Holy Shit, HOW IS IT WORSE?!

Didn’t read the article, but I’m assuming copyright infringement filed by representatives for Easter Island?

I hope the next mail truck looks like this.

hey now, let’s not fat-shame anyone. They’re probably volunteers and performing an important service that can put their lives at risk.

Enough water will put out a grease fire.

Yesterday I saw a few pictures of dudes gleefully holding up chunks of charred insulation that had rained down in their yards. Just NO, DUDE, that’s straight cancer fuel.

Great.  Grease shortage in 3..2..1..

Well, yeah: anyone who has spent a lot of time in a kitchen knows you don’t put water on a grease fire.

Where am I?

I’ve already forgotten what car this article was about.

Get a Planet Fitness membership for shower facilities.

At a former job of mine, we joked that within our work community there was a perfect inverse relationship between driving ability and vehicle size as we waved goodbye to someone driving a brand new Pathfinder that somehow already has the bumper ripped off on one side. Of course, being a Nissan, that my have been a…

You seem to like taxes and fines.

I live in the Dallas / Ft. Worth area and you see fatality accidents every day on the news  with all different types of vehicles. There is a driver training issue that applies to all cars. I don’t see this as an issue that applies exclusively to trucks.

Another thing is that the headlights on these new trucks seem to be exactly eye height for anyone in a standard sedan, hatch, etc. I drive and E46 and when newer trucks pass by, especially the latest GM trucks, they blind me in a way that most other vehicles do not. 

Penalties for moving violations should be proportional to vehicle weight. You need 4000+ lbs of truck to soothe your insecurities? Fine, you better be really really careful with that. There should also be a fat tax.