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Don’t forget about the Dodge Daffy.

Not if you hit a Vulcan.

Since the Republicans want to claim that the “unborn” are people, shouldn’t the baby be punished as an accomplice?

In the early 80s I was driving around in a 1974 sky blue Mustang Ghia II with a blue vinyl landau roof (my first car!). When it was time to get a new car I found an amazing ‘72 Olds Cutlass Supreme with rally rims and a huge engine. I wanted it so badly and could have afforded it too. I think it was like $1,800 - my tr…

I just can’t afford a restored one or even a project car at the moment, sadly.

A V8 swapped Fiero. I can’t fit in the car, I can’t fit the car in my garage, and I can’t fit the conversion costs into my budget.

Can’t own one because of $$$, but also because I fear dying.

COTD HERE!! Why doesn’t this comment have more stars?

...Jackie and a bodyguard helping jack off that horse.

Here’s hoping for a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

Congratulations, you now own 75% of “Prisoners of Love!”

“I have learned a very painful lesson,” Shkreli wrote in his February letter to the judge. “Never again will I prevaricate or omit or mislead—intentionally or not.”

Shkreli was never convicted of anything related to his disgusting business of price gouging

It’s not like the CORPSE of Washington could be any worse...

And in centuries to come, explorers will find samples of Trump’s hair...

That is a measured response from him, compared to his estimates of the crowd size for the inauguration.

When asked about NASCAR’s declining attendance and viewing figures, President Trump measuredly responded, “Well you know... viewing figures are down for all programs TV wide, so you would expect this sort of dip. They’re actually performing pretty well compared to the average viewership loss across all TV stations!”…

This isn’t scientific, but I’m going to go with, “because you’re you.”

How many Torx does a TourX Torks Twerks if a Tourx Torx Twerks Torks Torques?