Dream Cars that let us down? Okay... My “short” list from Chrysler, Ford, and GM.

Just don’t make this mistake.

Take all of those 250,000 people and send them off to the moon on the next spaceX rocket and just drop them off with potatoes.

Since you’ve already got the balls rolling (pun intended), “Cartoonist Does one Better and Draws Two Testicles on Man’s Chin.”

Aw hamburgers

N Korea uses anti-aircraft guns. I’m reasonably certain I’d never feel an anti-aircraft round aimed carefully at my head.

I think I’d like to be smothered by ample bosoms.

So Utah crime spree.. Drinking in public after midnight?

While neither reference is exactly new, it must be pointed-out that not even Pastor Maldonado managed to hit a jet dryer and set a track on fire. That’s a hell of an achievement to unlock...

Ronald has obviously succumbed to the temptations of the Dark Side. It all started back with his experimentation with “Hot Side” and “Cool Side”.

Not gonna lie, I kinda miss these BK uniforms now.

Can’t believe I’m doing this, but here goes: the car is a ‘76 Chevrolet Laguna S-3. Yeah, full on malaise era GM crap, but just LOOK at it! The interior was a dark red cloth, nothing luxurious but it did have a/c and power windows. Stock 350/3 speed auto, so not a hot rod. This pic was taken in ‘86 while I was in…

My first car, a 1960 Cheverolet Belair. Black with a White Hard Top:

Maybe he should add “If” to it.

or just add “and got away with it”

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

I think they should have gone with this one...