I watched a Dodge RAZR get driven into place at the NY Auto Show when I was doing some press event video nonsense a couple of days before the show. I was, and still am, absolutely in love with that car. I walked around it, studied every inch, watched exhaust slowly waft from the tailpipe after the engine was off. …

Will it sous vide?

I had a 1979 Mercury Monarch that tried to kill me every time I drove it. Everyday when I finally arrived at school I would park the car, hop out, and kick it in its front fender. The day I finally got rid of that death-trap my mother came out of the house and gave it a parting kick in the same spot on the front…

My second car. 1987 Olds Calais. 3.0 v6, FE3 suspension package. Silver. Quick, stealthy, comfy, dependable and tossable. I put well over 100k miles on it while i owned it. I wish I never traded it in. I often dream that I still have it or find it and buy it back.

Because a 900 number would charge $$ for the call. This scenario is just a creative way to continue the commercial with no additional cost to the advertiser. This is an evolution of the robo calls and texts I get 7 times a day.

Be dead or inanimate is no excuse for not obeying me.

Looks like it’s time for a National Do Not Punk My Digital Home Assistant list that will never be enforced like the Do Not Call list.

This happening was the plan. The stunt makes the news, which means more free advertising. Look at all the comments on this story. Multiply by every media Outlet in America. I shared this story with several friends directly and on my Facebook feed

There is nothing irrational about getting pissed off at things. I wish my therapist could wrap his head around that.

That crew looks like they are ready to join the United States Police Force from Escape from New York

Beat me and my Nexus 6 to it!

Roy Batty’s speech at end of Blade Runner, as he comes to terms with his own, imminent mortality.

Picard’s speech to Lily in First Contact, as his rage builds to my favorite line “and I will make them pay for what they’ve done!”. That runs through my head every time I drive on the Long Island Expressway through Queens

Deserves so many more stars. I have to go home and fuck the prom queen now