GUYS. I had a date the other night. An actual, proper date. And it went so well!!! I’ve known him for a few years then finally got the courage to ask him out. We had a great night, I haven’t laughed that hard in forever! He’s brilliant, but there is just one teensy “problem” - he’s 9 years younger than me. Eeeeeekkk!!

Oh...is she the one with the adorable glasses and kind of an asshole dad? You are a fucking badass my dear. And so is miss Catalina! 

As the daughter of a real piece of $hit, I feel for this kid.  Whenever anyone asks me if I’m the daughter of A$$hole, I feel such shame.

Obviously they hired people to continue to cheat for her.  If not she defintiely would have failed every class.  Which should start a separate investigation, there’s probably a bunch of people making millions cheating for rich kids.

I admire your restraint by not referring to your baking as a “train wreck.” It would have caused this thread to go off the rails. At least the cakes look choo-choo-able. 

King Arthur Flour recommends greasing the pan and then lightly dusting it with sugar right before pouring the batter into the pan - the sugar will stay liquid in the heat and help the cake slide out as long as you get to it quickly enough. Although I don’t think that would help with the fancy pans, those are just…

basket of tea

First, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

650 dollars is probably more than I’ve spent on all the toasters and bread I’ve bought in my life combined. 

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

We don’t even have to specify that poor little girl was raped. An 11-year old can’t consent to sex. By definition, her pregnancy could only be by rape.

You’re grasping at straws, the evidence for those benefits is anecdotal at best and can be achieved through means that don’t involve empowering a toxic power structure that has proven utterly resistant to change throughout its history.

“23 weeks into her pregnancy Lucía underwent a cesarean section and the baby is reportedly not likely to survive.”

This is a direct result of the Catholic dogma that was shoved down South America’s throat for 400+ years. Organized religion was useful for a time, but it has long outlived its usefulness, it is a drag on the species at this point and should be treated as such.

Classic pro-birth logic. Fetus = precious child. 11 year old girl who was the victim of a horrific sexual assault = trash.  And how many of the people who made this happen secretly believe the little girl was asking for it?

How’s the divorce coming? The sooner you have visitation etc. in writing, the better. If your ex cannot be trustetd to take care of Catita or your cat, then he’s out for situations that require actual, realiable showing up. I so hope that you have trusted friends who will remember to fill a food and water bowl once a…

Yes, that is the cutest baby.

I hate him.