2. MAN, does FKA Twigs have a type.

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1. It’s possible that Swift and Jenner both have a fondness for hackneyed teen romance cliches.

Those phrases are pretty standard in wedding website templates and other matriomonial merch.  This is why people were annoyed when Taylor wanted to trademark “it’s a love story” and other totally common phrases. 

Initially, I thought the first also. But that second option makes so much sense when it comes to the Kardashian-Jenners.

Celine Dion crying at Valentino’s fashion show is my look for 2019.

New couple name : WTF LaTwigs

EH I think the phrases are just lil unimaginative love nuggets. OooOOoOOor designed to drum up pieces like this to promote the new kits.

Yes! I was wondering where I’d heard of that last name before.

My best friend and I watched it thinking it would be corny and stupid as hell. Which it was, but also I spent half the movie yelling at her to call the cops. If I hadn't known it was Fifty Shades, I would have assumed it ended with him killing her. I wanted to laugh at a dumb movie and instead I ended up thinking what…

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“He stirs, the muscles in his back rippling, and his eyelids flicker open to reveal unfocused but brilliant green eyes.” This is a description of a man having a seizure.  The next line should be “She sensuously dialed for emergency services and rolled his taught, spasming body onto its side, putting her wallet between…

The 50 Shades movies are a good watch merely because it’s an exercise in turd polishing. It’s fun to go HAHAHA OH MY GOD SOMEONE SERIOUSLY WENT IN TO WORK ONE DAY TO MAKE THIS.

Can she write a book about a male-female relationship that isn’t laced with gaslighting, emotional abuse and control disguised as “romance”?

What if Cinderella comes through with the wild 19" strapon? 

A few years back 50 Shades had just been published in French. As the resident English speaker in my workplace I had already weathered months of 50 Shades hype and then had to sit through another round of endless discussions of that stupid, stupid book. When 3 of us were pregnant during that time period my boss thought…

Oooooh a modern-day Cinderella story. How interesting. Tell me MOAR!

That is A LOT of boob.

Even the writing in that excerpt is atrocious. How around rounding up some sensual commas and eliminating naughty sentence fragments, for a start?

You’re most welcome. Here’s an infodump, because I’ve spent a bit of time researching this recently and it can’t hurt to share what I’ve found: