therealjanelle
The Real Janelle
therealjanelle

He’s a foot taller! I do not want to have sex in the shower, though. No chance of adequate lubrication. I’d wash his back and that kind of thing, just once.

May I ask why you don’t? I mean we don’t either but I’ve asked if we can just do it once, for fun, and my husband refuses. He will not give me any sort of reason.

I like headboards now because otherwise the wall ends up stained to all hell.

I have some cushions in the sofa but no decorative pillows - I don’t like shit in the floor and I’d also have to make the bed every day to display them. Who has the time? Maybe I’ll change my mind when I can afford the pretty pillows.

Same.

lol I think years of therapy prepared me for any kind of shit to go down. Thanks for the encouragement 💕

Thank you. He did talk to the kid and then this happened: she came into my room moving all weird (idk how to explain it, just kid stuff I guess), almost laughing, looked the other way and said sorry. I said okay and she immediately went away and started playing and yelling. I’m not satisfied with that but I feel like

Thanks. I am in Facebook groups for HELLP/preeclampsia survivors and moms of children with respiratory support. It’s been great, yeah.

I am in therapy (have been throughout my pregnancy and added meds about a month after Catita’s birth) and so far it has helped me not to hit rock bottom, but the recent setbacks have me spiraling down. I’m seeing my therapist and psychiatrist in about ten days and yeah, I think I will ask for some more heavy duty

We do that - I do it, actually, and spend quite a bit of money making sure she has clothes and shoes when she comes visit. It makes me a little bitter because my husband pays very generous child support, but apparently none of that money is going for her basic needs. If we could use that money instead of spending

Thank you, I’ll check it out!

Hi all! I haven’t been around much lately, so here’s an update. First up, the loveliness that is Catita:

I’m with Hazel in this, as vibrators are already robots. However, I think a whole person shaped robot would be too difficult to maneuver so it hits in the correct spot.

I am the third person and having a step kid is so hard. Her mother doesn’t take care of the simplest shit (from making sure her daughter has clean underwear or clothes that fit, to addressing her separation anxiety and regular anxiety issues), and it makes my/our life so difficult when she comes visit. If she were

Oh also: Cachafaz is a wonderful brand but more expensive I think. There’s also Jorgito, which are super cheap but super good.

The best.

Basically a couple biscuits with dulce de leche in the middle (I don’t know if you have that over there but it’s a very sweet creamy byproduct of milk - you can get something similar by boiling a can of condensed milk for a couple hours). I recommend them.

You’re in luck!! Mine are Havanna and apparently they’re on Amazon!

I agree there’s something off about their faces and also think they are way too dorky to be hot.

I think it was a typo and they meant “each other”