therealjanelle
The Real Janelle
therealjanelle

Back in the day I was fucking this guy that I really liked in the beginning but he said he didn’t want anything serious and within 5 months or so I started to get really fucking irritated about all his wrong opinions on all the things. Still, sometimes I let him come over and we’d like watch a movie and then fuck and

We’re doing okay! She graduated to small size diapers today! Thanks for asking ✨

I can’t wait until I can afford a house cleaner again. It was heaven.

Why is there a Balenciaga cap?? It’s so ugly ugh

Straight hair doesn’t sit like that tho. It needs a lot of blowing and curling with the round brush.

If this were my kid, I think I would’ve given up much earlier. He can only exist (not even live, just exist) with machines attached. He can’t even make an effort to survive and will never ever get better. You have to draw the line somewhere. This baby is existing only for their parents’ sake.

I randomly dream that I have to do senior year of high school over. It sucks!!! It’s usually at one terrible school I left in junior year, too. I hate it.

Second post today, but I wanted to ask your opinion re: changing careers. I think I want to become an obstetric nurse!

Happy three months, Catalina!

I have a vertical cut! Apparently it’s better and safer when you need to remove an extremely premature baby. However, the doctor made a bikini cut before getting to my uterus, so I look okay from the outside. The doctor said it’s best to schedule any future c-section before my body has a chance to go into labor,

Nah, newborns always look puffy and nondescript, especially when sleeping. I have a preemie and the similarities between all preemies is even more striking.

Upside of having my daughter at 25 weeks: wasn’t touched by random people who think bellies are public domain! My mother in law did it super early in my pregnancy and I was freaked out. I was getting ready to be rude to strangers over it.

Glad to hear your niece is doing well now! I hope my baby graduates soon from the NICU.

Thank you! Catalina is stable and growing, just about to pass 5 pounds. Should be in the NICU for maybe six more weeks if all goes well!

I have a 25 weeker in the NICU. That is in no way like the case of this boy. Please do not make this comparison.

When my small, precious baby was so very near death two months ago, we decided to draw the line - for us, it was brain damage. If she had it, we would’ve let her go. She pulled through unscathed, brain-wise, but just to think about it and decide that broke out hearts. I felt like I had shattered in a million pieces,

Check out Catalina!

Eh, my advice would be not to date musicians. They’re 100% not worth it.

Pregnancy! *ducks*

I’ve been moving once a year for like five years now and it’s a wonderful excuse to THROW OUT ALL THE THINGS. I don’t even bother selling them - just assume the sunk cost and move on. I still have a bunch of shit so some spring cleaning will be in order soon.