How does this woman have any real friends?

In short: Chozick got rolled. Her editor told her she got rolled. And then the paper published the whole glowing piece anyway for some reason, clearly helping to rehabilitate this white collar (and white) criminal’s reputation ahead of her prison sentence—right at the time that Holmes still trying to get out of…

Holmes and Elon both look like reptile aliens wearing badly fitted latex masks in order to pass as hoo-mans, and they behave like such.

Still unethical and possibly illegal, but you know that.

...circumstances beyond his control have transpired which have resulted in Mr. Costner having to participate in a dissolution of marriage action...

Wouldn't a gift of that size for your underage kids education be taxable as well?

If she posts that Kid Rock’s restaurant is her favorite place to eat when she’s in Nashville will he blow it up?

What are you doing here, has kindergarten finished for the day already?

John Oliver did a brilliant job showing that KR couldn’t even destroy some cases of beer, at close range, with a fully automatic rifle.

California, like Texas, is a community property state. In general, what that means is that property acquired *during the marriage* is split evenly upon divorce, with some exceptions. So if you earn or inherit a lot before you get married, that’s typically going to count as your separate property, and will not be split…

Out of the 65 people who have blocked me on Twitter (I did one of those third-party thingies recently), I am, by far, most proud of being blocked by Crowder.

Jesus.

Amen.

Stopping abortion does not one thing to actually make the world a better place, it only makes them feel better. 

Trump sucks, but I’m loving seeing him tear down DeSantis.

Now I’m not a doctor, but I have a cat, so I know a little something about biology. My vet told me this cat would be healthier and happier if I had him neutered, so I did, and goshdarn if he isn’t just the sweetest, most contented little guy now. Mike Pence seems very agitated, and I can’t help thinking, based on my…

Meghan McCain calling ANYONE else a whiny ingrate has taken irony to levels no one thought possible.

A.) Stop referring to these people as conservative. They’re regressive reactionaries.

Wow wait until they find out that Bud Light’s actual goal is to make as much money as possible by selling their beer to as many people as possible and that they’re willing to invest in marketing campaigns that target people other than dudes that wear Oakleys on the back of their head in order to accomplish that goal.

And a porn star

Ironically, it took a black man from New York to make America great again.