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Let’s really fuck with them Victor/Victoria style. A woman, pretending to be a man dressed as a woman

we should be French Revolution-ing these Antionettes, not stanning them!

Thank you. Anyone getting into crypto because Lindsay Fucking Lohan recommended it is really better off without their money; it’ll be safer with the crypto grifters.

If I can’t get sound financial advice from Lindsay Lohan then this is not a world I want to live in.

there would be no influencers at all” I’m very interested in this alternate timeline, although I don’t know if it’s my hope for utopia or macabre fascination with what horror would replace influencers as we know them, driving it

Elwood’s Law: Every Blues Brothers gif encountered on the internet forces one to go and watch the movie again.

I was just thinking about how ironic it is that the beginning of Fox News’ current problem is the result of someone there actually trying to be a legitimate news outlet. Calling AZ for Biden in 2020 was what a real news organization should do, but once they did, their entire “infotainment” operation went into cardiac

...but then the leopard ate MY face!

Please tell me there’s at least one drag queen in Florida performing under the name Rhonda Santis.

“I don’t like this thing therefore it should be banned”

Yeah I didn’t explicitly say she was dead because I didn’t want to give such a big spoiler 🤫

As they like to say over there, “The only moral abortion is my abortion.”

So, she’s cool with the out-of-wedlock sex, and will be helping those crazy kids raise their child (rather than casting them out for their immoral behaviour). Then she indicates that the kids had a choice of whether to abort or not. Seems like a very progressive woman, this Boebert person. Very non-judgmental. We

repub 1: Let me tell you about this woman I know. High school drop out. 4 kids. Lives off the government dollar. Spouse spent time in jail. One of her 4 just got his girlfriend pregnant at age 17.

And so the line continues, like dog shit dragged behind a renegade Roomba.

I love how, even then, Melania was determined to look utterly miserable in every photo. 

Well, I’m dead. That killed me and now I am dead. 

I just erased it from my mind and here you come messin’ with my head. ;)

It’s his big round head.

And this is why SVU is more copaganda than anything else.