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I mean, the obvious reason this is happening is because we have a stacked conservative Supreme Court. So if all these laws get challenged, the highest court in the land is likely to rule in Republican favor.

I like Christiana Aguilera way more than her sister Christina.

No, they’re corgis. As a mom of the late Lucy the Corgi, they just bark. At everything. They’re loveable assholes.

Stuck in a joint seeing this jackass eat shoe leather and playing torch songs too loud and talk about how he is great.....

Selena Gomez is better than all of this & really should not be posting on social media & CERTAINLY not reading the comments. Really no one should &  I say that as someone who is currently writing a comment 

Wonder how much she got paid to change her story and go after Evan Rachel Wood. 

Couldn’t happen to a better shitstain.

My guesses: 1) “better than sex” - when you really, really gotta go, the sweet release of finally letting it flow could be described thusly. 2) Typo. She meant to write TBS for “tiny bladder syndrome.”

I’m not a fan of Olivia Wilde, ASAP Rocky or Harry Styles. But that people feel so strongly to think, it seemed like Wilde was going after the very-much-partnered rapper” makes them a bunch of Bozo’s. One can just as easily say that one celebrity woman is giving props to another celebrity woman and her man! They seem

‘Bros’ flopped because the trailer showed that it’s an unfunny cringefest with unlikable characters who like to engage in the oppression Olympics. 

I tried reading this. Then someone walked by my window, or I had to wash my hair, or something.

That’s Jigsaw, just need the spirals on the cheeks

I learned back in the '90s to keep my eyebrows away from trendy salons. The cheaper places staffed entirely by Vietnamese women with limited English proficiency are where you want to go if you want your eyebrow waxer to do what you ask. And you can tip 100% and still walk outta there richer.

Perhaps there haven’t been enough people with that level of self-awareness for it to have come up before? 

I’mma let you finish, but Beyoncé made Lemonade.

FACTS

“We didn’t have sex, and he had the nerve to be pissed,”

Given that I would happily ban all celebrity bio-pics for the duration of the century, I will thank Odin tonight. Given that it is a cancelling of a bio-pic on Madonna, I will also make a sacrifice to Maeve and Dionysus.

Bullshit. Voting for Clinton or Biden v Trump doesn’t not make you culpable for this.

While you may have a glimmer of a point about moderate vs progressive Dems, pinning Kavanaugh’s confirmation on Feinstein is a reach. The voting was almost completely along party lines (with only trusty “Dem” Joe Manchin breaking ranks) and it’s not like having Bernie Sanders leading the fight against him would have