He has a VERY large head. That is all...

“Well, how did I get here?” - This IS NOT my beautiful house!

Matt Gaetz is trash, but on top of the chaos he’s contributing to with the votes he’s simultaneously basically trying to get McCarthy kicked out of the Speaker’s office after he moved in preemptively and I think that’s hilariously petty:

What are the chances of, with some real concessions, the Democrats swaying 6 moderate Republicans to vote for Rep. Jeffries?

“Blatantly disinterested in governing.”

Meanwhile, George Santos’ campaign is raising red flags for reporting 37 (37!) campaign-related, receipt-less expenses at exactly $199.99, one cent below the $200 expense receipt requirement. And Brazil is in the process of trying to extradite the motherfucker as well.

Madison Cawthorn and Matt Gaetz have that resting rape face

I’m with you, he was probably asking for it. I mean, he probably had on really spillworthy clothing.

Convicted rapist Brock Turner. Can’t forget who he actually is. 

trump probably sees tiffany’s value  now that she’s marrying a billionaire.

If I’m guessing, McMaster believes “boys’ sports” have cheerleaders while “girls’ sports” require period tracking and body cavity searches

Men are allowed to pay for abortions. It's just that women aren't allowed to HAVE them. That's in the Bible, I'm pretty sure.

“Walker [...] had four children he didn’t publicly acknowledge” I fully expect we’ll see someone using these unwanted children as proof of Walker’s anti-abortion bonafides soon enough

Maybe attack that Black Supreme Court Justice who has a white wife? 

You’re missing my point.

He gave me the best job title you can ever earn: Mom.

I feel like Melissa McCarthy’s great line from The Heat is appropriate here:

Pretty sure the ship sailed well before that, in the mid-90s, when they all voted for a GOP-controlled Senate led by Newt Gingrich, who married his high school geometry teacher at age 18, divorced her for a younger model when she became too cancer-raddled, then cheated on wifey 2 at age 58 with future wifey 3 (23…

How about sexually harrassing underage boys participating in... uhm a body building competion in her gym?