He’s such an navel-gazing dweeb.

When do we get an apology for Taxi, Jimmy?!

Day after day, the scariest thing in this column is the number of likes/retweets bestowed on President Poopfinger’s batshit drivel.

If it weren’t for immigration, Ivanka wouldn’t even be here. She can kiss my entire ass.

I am sure this would not be too difficult to find. Just ask any female porn star.

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

You forgot “Fire the son of a bitch!”

For real, if your response to this issue is some whataboutism, you’re a walking garbage fire of a person, deep down in your soul.

Kattan

I want to see a Martin Scorsese movie about the Property Brothers. 

Having to overthrow a tyrannical government might be the one thing that motivates me to lose weight.

She actually didn’t say those words, it was her “spokesperson”, we are not exactly sure if she thinks that way.

Lincoln never went to law school, he read law books and still passed the bar, but Kim is no Lincoln.

Depends on how much I like the job

That’s some master level gaslighting.

We are invisible but expected to be stereotypically sexy.

HR is not your friend. Their job is to protect the company.

I wish I knew you, too. I like reading your posts. I’m sorry you are in pain, DG.