Whoa you have a lot of feelings.

But who will take the trash out?

Ugh. “My gays.” Such a nails-on-chalkboard phrase.

Wow, what a tough sentence for Paul Manafort, who has represented Ronald Reagan, Bob Dole and many other top political people and campaigns. Didn’t know Manafort was the head of the Mob. What about Comey and Crooked Hillary and all of the others? Very unfair!

well yes, but it was just a joke! A funny funny joke about how he wishes he was a supreme leader who could execute his enemies! Haha?

Trump would really enjoy the Lannister incest thread.

She is the worst ... just like her husband.

I would not call what he does work.

But Mr President, the Republican Party,your party, has a majority in government right now. Why not just push it through without help of the Democrats?

“Fabricated No Crime” would imply an actual crime, yes?

sometimes, you just need a hot dummy in your life

Yup. She totally had that “I wonder what having sex with a movie star would be like” and then did it and was like, “That was cool. I’m good now.”

Why does this not have more stars?

Explanation #3: It’s because he’s still madly in love with Jen, of course. Who is pregnant with his baby.

Team Michelle Pfeiffer forever and and ever amen.

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

Hell, he ought to be calling her for the opportunity to represent her JUST so he can twist the knife more.

I’ve also never heard of Zedd. I clicked this post expecting a Pulp Fiction reference.

Nathan filed a contested divorce proceeding and the two, who didn’t sign a prenup, are duking it out over $30 million.

Well, when he’s not trying to punish all of Canada for Ivanka flirting with Justin Trudeau.