Oh wow...so great to get the inside story of Mr. And Mrs. Eric Trump. They’re so sweet and just regular folks. And Eric is a builder! I hear he can fix anything.

Rich People or Reich People?

I remember seeing him on “True Blood”, he was one of the wimpy vampires in that series, if I’m correct?

Nah, she isn’t saying it’s racism. Apparently a woman using words like cunt to describe another woman (or in Monique’s case calling another black person a porch monkey) is equally as bad as racism. Kelly and her ilk just refuse to believe that racism is somehow worse. White conservative people just have be equally…

I’m just really super tired today.

or the funeral

Dan and Jackie were ALWAYS the best characters on the show

I hope Kim Kardashian taught Trump how to contour properly. We’ll know next time if the blinding white circles around is eyes are blended better.

The president of the United States is a whiney cunt.

I like how Trump manages to insert himself into every story. He’s pissed because he didn’t get a call from Iger too. I guess all the people he’s pissed off and insulted should expect phone calls too?

But is she UNDEAD?

Beat me to it.

I won’t return until daryl washes his hair

WHERE’S SHELLY?????

Hey. Don’t talk that way about Old Spice.

No way. That would count as exercise.

The response was, no doubt, laughter over the spelling errors, tortured syntax, and general poor grammar.

I also would have accepted “Cobra Commander”.

This is perfect. Good job.

Even if not everyone is reading it, good investigative journalism scares the shit out of enough of the folks in power to make it beneficial for everyone in the region.

The good news is that tronc is so chaotic, they likely won’t get around to fucking up the newsroom too badly any time soon. Remember the hilariously…